i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
feminism chose me when I ate a yorkie as a 10 year old
ok I’ve seen this post so many times now I’m confused WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING TINY DOGS AND WHY IS THIS MAKING THEM FEMINISTS SHOULD I BE EATING TINY DOGS TO BE A MORE EFFICIENT FEMINIST I AM CONFUSED (chaoticallyprecise)
For those who are confused:
and because the world has learned nothing since then
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows